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Who says those who teach can’t (do stupid things)?
In many states, gun owners looking to earn their concealed carry permit must prove to a licensed agent that they are mentally sound and capable of making prudent decisions. What that constitutes,...
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Guns don’t just make your penis look larger
As we’ve already learned today, beer makes you smarter. But, you know what will make you look taller and more muscular, too? Holding a gun. According to research from UCLA’s Center for Behavior,...
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You get one free maiming like your driving test, right?
Speaking of women getting shot in the legs, another one took a bullet at — of all places — a gun safety course in Virginia. The instructor told police that he had just left the room when he heard a...
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Take it from Snee: Theater shooting spree a tragedy
As an Internet comedy writer, it’s my job to be funny. Unfortunately, I just can’t do that this week because some … not gonna mince words here … jerk shot and killed at least a dozen people and wounded...
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Colorado University: ‘Ask about our smoking [barrel] dorms’
As August winds down, it’s time for college students to return to their studies. And students returning to Colorado University will each face the mother of all decisions when moving into dorms:...
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Take it from Snee: Where the NRA dares not tread
Guys, as you probably noticed on Facebook, there isn’t a Take it from Snee this week. That’s because I’m too busy working on this week’s issue of the Rick Snee Antidisestablishmentarian Militia. And,...
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So long as criminals aren’t hording ammo, this will work
“Here you go, son. You know, I used to wet the bed, too. Now I wet the ammo I keep stashed in my mattress.” In the wake of not a single meaningful legislative change being made in the wake of several...
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The right to keep and bear pastries
In the school’s defense, there’s more research on how many people who Pop-Tarts (gun-shaped and otherwise) have killed than guns. If you thought things couldn’t get stupider in The Case of the Boy with...
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Oh, the places you’ll shoot!
Note to the libertarian organizers of the Toy Gun March: you made this connection for us. As we reported earlier, the NRA and other gun lobbying groups are getting very serious about toy guns. And now...
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Armed teachers already have a 100 percent success rate in eliminating threats
Here’s one armed teacher getting ready to shoot an armed person in her head. Good news, RAM members and other Bandoleered-Americans: Idaho and Utah’s new laws that allow teachers with conceal-carry...
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Revolver Door: Repeat-offender firearms
It appears the Pentagon shooting could have been prevented. According to law enforcement officials, the officers were shot by guns with a previous criminal history. Unfortunately, thanks to Tennessee...
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‘Gun-owners need not apply’
We’ve discussed guns in this space before. Americans have a right to them, and private businesses have a right to refuse service to anyone they choose … if they’re willing to make us leave. Since...
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Take it from Snee: Axes beat guns
Contrary to what the headline implies, no, I haven’t modernized “Rock, Paper, Scissors” into a post-Victorian world. (Although there is room for “Steam-Roshambo.”) This is actually a very simple,...
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Pastor fires premature celebratory shots
Controversial Pastor Terry Jones, who torched a Koran in his church’s backyard to goad his Middle Eastern equivalents to riot in Afghanistan, has courageously traveled to Dearborn, Mich. He heard there...
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